Our dear friends and fellow tenants of the South San Francisco office. I wish to ask for your show of solidarity and support.

J.R. and myself J.K. have conducted a gentleman’s wager being of sound and sufficiently sober mind and body. The wagers is as follows:

Following the confirmation to the validity of the recent Facebook profile of one predetermined mutual acquaintance in question, J.R. and J.K. have agreed that loser of the wager shall purchase a bottle of Justin Bieber Someday bit.ly/oU7mG3, and shall wear said perfume for the entire day, Monday July 18. (Many thanks to S.G. and A.M. for their contributions to the idea and for bearing witness to the agreement.)

We will very much appreciate any and all compliments from you our colleagues, to the admirable one of us who happens to be sporting this fine fragrance on that day. The occasional pop song greeting will also be most welcome.

Thank you for your time and attention,
J.K. and J.R.